Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Second Post

And now I'm going to teach myself how to use images in a blog. Drumroll, please.

Ta da! Woooooooooooo! Oh that's beautiful. That's the spreading of some Blogger Wings right there. I have created fire.

Demotivatior by me, Phil E. Ryder. As you can see, my commentary on this began long before I was a blogger. Oh shit, I'm a blogger now.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this picture. Tentacle rape pregnancy fetish? Fine. Certainly nothing wrong with that. Of course, most girls would object to that sort of thing, perhaps even be hurt by it. Ms. Background over there is a bit underdeveloped; boobs are too small for a hot model shot and belly is too small for a pregnant fetish, but at least she has her game face on.

Our star, the one wearing the tentacle panties, is trying way too hard for that defiant look. You know, the one you're supposed to fap to because it's soooooooooooooooo hot she doesn't like it but is getting it anyway. Anyway, she overshoots that expression and looks more like she's mad at the tentacle for not picking the kids up from soccer practice. *sigh* Or making her miss House because daddy needs some lovin.'

This is not the first time in the history of porn a girl contorts her face all wrong but some producer thinks it's "hot, hot, hot, baby!"

Kill it with fire.

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