Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Raging Semi

The subdomain issue is resolved so you can tell everyone about I'm starting to get the hang of all the nifty stuff blogger can do so I'd say this blog is now semi erect. Ragingly semi.

Who cares about that. I'm selling tons of porn at Otakon so since I'm a proud member of Hentai Key it's time to let everyone know what's behind that door.

Hentai Key - Quick Overview

Price: 7 Venti Caramel Macchiatos and 1 Doppio Espresso Macchiato.
Sites: More than you can shake a dick at. 49 at last count.
Download Speed: With tons of other apps open, I got about 500k/s.
Downside: Lots of individuals use the Hentai Key paygate so sometimes you hit a really slow server. Worth waiting for if this is your thing though.
Content: Movies from new releases back to the classics, thousands of complete doujinshi (naughty fan-drawn comics, oh and ORIGINAL CONTENT. That's right, they make their own stuff. Anyone with a cell phone and a $50-whore can make a movie. These guys license and produce anime.

Overall, one month on this site and most of your porn folder will become legit; their collection is that expansive. They're in production and that means employees, which means joining will help put roofs (rooves?) over heads and food on tables. So the next time someone calls you a perv, ask him what he's done to feed hungry children that day...that dickhead.

Poking around for...much longer than I wanted to, I've discovered the following:

  • You don't need that many movie sites

  • You do, however, need all the doujinshi you can get your cyber hands on

This is due to there being only a few hundred movies and a few hundred thousand doujinshi (naughty fan-drawn artbook) in the world. For instance, Doujin Daily has parts 2 and 3 of a spectacular Fate Stay Night doujinshi that requires no understanding of Fate Stay Night (I have none). Poking around some more, I found that Master Bloodfer's page has part 1 so a complete story fetishist like me can walk away happy. (Wouldn't kill Mr. Bloodfer to organize his site better...)

Anyway, both sites are under Hentai Key. And yes, the books are translated. And no, doesn't have those books. Look for Dorei Kishi (Slave Knight), by Kusari.

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